1 week ago with 965 notes



This is what 4th of July is really about. When Gaga and Beyonce posioned all those people in that restaurant for our freedom to dance. Let us never forget.
  • employee: welcome to chipotle what can I get you?
  • me: burrito please.
  • employee: white or brown rice?
  • me: white please.
  • employee: what kind of meat?
  • me: chicken.
  • employee: you said brown rice?
  • me: white rice.
  • employee: my bad. white rice. what kind of meat?

1 month ago with 22 notes


Don’t get distracted. Life is music and dancing in the kitchen and sweet watermelon in a yellow bowl and a dragonfly on your thigh and a faint sense that you’ve lived once or twice before and that breathing feels like a thing you’ve done for centuries.

Don’t forget these things. Everything else is details.

1 month ago with 4,422 notes


hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later